To mark the fact that, from now on, Sqeez will drop the price of their orange and apple one litre cartons by a whopping one third or more, the leading brand of fruit juice in the Irish market can reveal the answers to all of the juicy questions on women’s lips!
In the Sqeez survey amongst Irish women the results show that:
1/3 of respondents to our survey would go on a date with Enda Kenny, with ¼ of women selecting Eamonn Gilmore instead! (Brian Cowen received a mere 1/10th of the votes!)
1/3 of respondents would choose Michael O’Leary as the Irish Celebrity they would most like to have on speed dial. Interestingly just over 1/3 opted for Louis Walsh instead.
1/3 of all female respondents would consider swapping their dear old grandmother for a new sqeez! Thankfully the other 2/3rds of respondents would not…excluding a small 3% who would consider it ..if he could cook!
Almost 1/3 of those surveyed claimed that sporting superstar Brian O’Driscoll would be their favourite Irish ‘squeeze’ – the ubiquitous Colin Farrell ran away with more than ½ of the votes in this category.
1/3 of woman claimed that blondes have more fun with a mere 7% of women believing that red-heads get their fair share of fun!
When it comes to household chores, guess how many women would most like to reduce their time spent ironing …you guessed it..one third!
Finally it would seem that well over a third of women surveyed would skip a romantic night in for a night on the tiles with their friends ..52% to be exact.
Look out in store for the packs of Sqeez orange and apple juices which will carry the special “money saver” mark.
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